clientsfromhell:

Client: “My computer is frozen!”

Me: “What screen is it frozen on?”

Client: “The first screen, where it says push ctrl+alt+del to log in. I can move the mouse around, but when I push those buttons it does nothing”

Me: “Is your keyboard plugged in?”

Client: “No, It’s a wireless keyboard”

Me: “Have you changed the batteries?”

Client: “This thing takes batteries!? I thought it ran off satellite power.”

File under “I fear the survival of civilization”

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Updates, soon.

Holy crap. I’ve really neglected not just this blog, but my other social outlets as well. Foursquare is down, Flickr Pro account is expired, and who knows what else. Some one remind me to get on that: stat.

Quality family time.

Quality family time.

(Source: bicyclestore)

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Thesis, Defended. Changes in the Works

I’ve been remiss in my writing lately, but as anyone who knows me knows it has been for good cause. On Monday I successfully defended my Master’s thesis. The last two months have been quite busy, to say the least, as I made all the final revisions, edits, and preparations.

I will be returning to regular writing soon, but I also plan on making some changes. This fall I will move on the doctoral degree—because being a student is better than being unemployed—and I want to move the blog to a different site. This URL will soon be a landing page with links to my personal and professional websites.

Until then, I’m just glad to be finished with the thesis. It took its pound of flesh from me, but it was also a project that I am glad I stuck with to the end.