Client: “My computer is frozen!”
Me: “What screen is it frozen on?”
Client: “The first screen, where it says push ctrl+alt+del to log in. I can move the mouse around, but when I push those buttons it does nothing”
Me: “Is your keyboard plugged in?”
Client: “No, It’s a wireless keyboard”
Me: “Have you changed the batteries?”
Client: “This thing takes batteries!? I thought it ran off satellite power.”
File under “I fear the survival of civilization”
reblogged from clientsfromhell
